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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:18

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What were the first few days, weeks, months and then years like after finding out about your spouses infidelity? How did your feelings, and yours & their approach to the situation change in the immediate aftermath compared to later down the line?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

Octopussy

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

My boyfriend wants to break up over too many petty arguments. To me, they are molehills because I truly love him & don't really think twice about them. If he loved me would he work through it?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Louvre, the world’s most-visited museum, shuts down to sound the alarm on mass tourism - PBS

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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